The other day was a particularly busy day at work. I drank a lot of water. Then I had to pee. A lot. I ran into the bathroom at the first opportunity. I didn't lock the door. As I was sitting staring at the floor with with my head in my hand, elbows resting on my knees (Does anybody else do that in the bathroom?) I heard the door squeak. I look up just in time to see it click shut.
WHO SAW ME PEEING?!
WHO DOESN'T KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A PUBLIC RESTROOM WHEN THE DOOR IS SHUT?!
I tried to figure out who it was with my psychic powers. They don't work. If my powers did work, I might have seen that I could have avoided this had I just LOCKED THE DOOR.
This was over a week ago and I can't quit obsessing over it. I've ran it over in my head several times and there a couple people in the office I prefer that it was.
WHO WAS IT?!
That is all.
~B
